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     The Italian man who went to Malta

     One day i go to Malta to a big hotel
     In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast
     I tell the waitress i want 2 pieces of toast
     She brings me only one piece
     I tell her i want a peace
     She says go to the toilet
     I say you don't understand
     I want a piece on my plate
     She say you better no piss on the plate
     You son of a bitch!
     I dont even know the lady
     And she calls me a son of a bitch

     Later

     I go to eat in a big resturant
     The waitress brings me a spoon and
     a knife, but no fork!
     I tell her i want a fork
     She telling me everyone want a fuck
     I tell her you dont understand
     I want a fork on the table
     She say you better not fuck on the table
     You son of a bitch!

     So i go back to my room in the hotel
     And there is no sheet on the bed
     Call the manager and i tell him i want a sheet!
     He tell me go to the toilet
     I say you dont understand
     I want a sheet on my bed!
     He say you better not shit on my bed
     You son of you bitch!

     I go to the check out
     and the man in the desk says
     Peace on you, i said piss on you too
     you son of a bitch!
     Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci(See attached file:
     Italiantomalta.mp3)